March 24, 2014: We’ll Be Back!

• March 24th, 2014

To our dearest listeners,

Cave Chaos has been givin' it to ya on a regular basis for over 2 years, but we feel like it's time to take a step back and see what's missing from our relationship. The thing is, you've always been great at listening and we've had some great phone calls with ya, but it seems like we never make eye contact. We want to change for you.
We're moving out for a few weeks to sort things out and make the transition, but we'll keep you updated over the coming weeks. Even though we may change, we'll still be the same irreverent in your face show and we will still love you just the way you are.

Love Always,

Cave Chaos
tl;dr We're moving to Youtube. See you in a few weeks!
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March 10, 2014: The Craigslist Experience

• March 10th, 2014

This week the Cave Chaos crew explores the one-stop internet bazaar (maybe that should be "bizarre") known as Craigslist (with a little side trip to backpage). You won't believe what we found! 

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February 17, 2014: The Dick Whisperer

• February 17th, 2014

Not only are women's magazines known to cause unrealistic ideals in woman and negative body-image, they also suck at giving relationship advice!


Join the Cave Chaos crew this week as we attempt to crack the bro code with the help of Cosmo. That is, we say what we think you think we say when we say something that isn't what we are actually saying because you think that's not what we're saying because of what we just said. Got it?
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February 10, 2014: V-Day for Lovers and Haters

• February 10th, 2014

Yeah, it's that time again. Some love it, some hate it, and some just don't give a shit. At Cave Chaos we do give a shit, which is why we're put together some tips for the lovers and haters of Valentine's Day. 

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January 27, 2014: Sextrology

• January 28th, 2014

With 11 more months of the year ahead of us the Cave Chaos Show thought it was a good time to find our sexy astrology signs. Join us as we embark on a stellar journey to the stars and unlock the secrets of the universe...or not.

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January 20, 2014: New Year’s Aftermath

• January 20th, 2014

After a slightly extended hangover er, holiday, Happy New Year! Now that we'reweeks into 2014 and most of our resolutions have been dropped like a blind roofer, we'd like to offer some sexy substitutes that will hopefully stick with you through 2014!

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December 23, 2013: Thelmer’s 12 Days of Christmas

• December 23rd, 2013

Over the years Thelmer has shared many of his sexual misadventures. From being a lover of (and with) nature to the joys of sex in the 70's, not to mention his penchant for couches. This holiday season we decided that it was time to celebrate with Thelmer in mind, so we bring you 12 days of gifts intended for Thelmer, with info on how you may find these unbelievable items for yourself!


Happy Holidays from Jaid, Jose and everyone at the Cave Chaos Show!
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December 16, 2013: Robbing the Cradle, F*cking the Grave

• December 16th, 2013

This week Cave Chaos dives into the age gap, why some people prefer dating an older or younger person, and the stigma that comes with it a.k.a the "Cougar" for older ladies and the "Filthy Pervert" for older men. While doing so we may have found the secret to financial success in this troubled economy! Just combine the "Kids Eat Free" promotion with the Senior Discount at your local diner and you're set for life, or at least until dementia sets in. 

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December 9, 2013: Kinky Claus

• December 9th, 2013

This week the crew discuss the tactful art of buying your partner sexy little somethings for the holiday season and list a few good and not-so-good kinky gift ideas to stuff your stocking. Don't miss it!

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December 2, 2013: See you next week!

• December 2nd, 2013

Just a quick message from Cave Chaos hoping you enjoyed Turkey Day, also known as the day before Black Friday, or Brown Thursday as the case may be. We'll see you next week with all new turkey-free chaos!

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November 25, 2013: Role-Playing

• November 25th, 2013

This week Cave Chaos talks about role-playing in the bedroom (and on the side of the road, at a hotel bar, etc.)  Starting with the basics we suggest ways to include role-play with your partner, introduce you to some common scenarios, and give advice on ways to become that "other person" and help get your partner into the role too! 

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November 18, 2013: The Bro Show!

• November 18th, 2013

It's a sausage party at Cave Chaos this week! That's right, a room full of guys talking about sex, masturbation and marriage. We begin with an eye-opening report on how Cosmo may be plotting to kill men (or at least their relationships) move on to a gay polygamist marriage compatibility test, followed by a disgraceful game of Cards Against Humanity. This show isn't like any other!

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November 11, 2013: Just Do It?

• November 11th, 2013

HI THERE! WE'RE CAVE CHAOS! and we have a show that sells sex like no other! We give you all the good reasons (beyond the obvious) that you should be having sex right now! Billy Mays, Ron Popiel and that Shamwow guy ain't got shit on us and the almighty vagina! PLUS! If you act now, we'll throw in at no cost to you, a short list of warnings for those who push the limits of "too much" sex, if there really is such a thing! Order Now!

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October 28, 2013: Romanticon Recovery

• October 28th, 2013

This week the Cave Chaos crew participate in group therapy as they access their repressed memories from Romanticon 2014. By "repressed" we mean being way too intoxicated to remember, and "group therapy" is actually more like us yelling and laughing at each other. Plus, Thelmer shares his most embarrassing moment involving a blow-up doll, Jose, and an unsuspecting bystander.

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September 23, 2013: Would You Rather…

• September 23rd, 2013

This week the Cave Chaos crew question their moral boundaries with a highly sexual game of "Would you rather", during which we learn the hard way that Thelmer can't handle hypothetical situations!

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September 16, 2013: Dude Looks Like A Lady

• September 16th, 2013

Cave Chaos "crosses" the line this week with Drag Queens! What they are, what they aren't and everything "in between". After "tucking in" with a guide on how to drag, we give the award-winning drag queen extraordinaire Robyn Hearts a call for the real skinny on suiting it up, caking it on, and looking and feeling fabulous! It's amazing enough to confuse the hell out of Thelmer (though usually that isn't very difficult). Don't miss it!

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September 9, 2013: Go Wit Da Ho

• September 9th, 2013

This week the crew discusses prostitution throughout history and it's impact on evolution, society, culture, and Jose's pants. Before we get to that though we are blessed with drugs, candy, and throw our monkeys around the room for the rest of the show. PLUS don't miss our special double-feature from the west coast crew! The Queen of Steam, Jaid Black, introduces our two newest members to the cave, David and Nick in our latest segments, "Hollyweird" and "Gettin' Sticky with Jaid and Nicky". Don't miss it! 


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September 2, 2013: Breaking Bad - From Tween Star to Celebreslut

• September 2nd, 2013

Still reeling from the recent Miley Cyrus performance at the VMAs, Cave Chaos discusses the sexploitation of former child stars. Before we get to the serious talk though, we have a lengthy discussion about doing #2 in front of our loved ones and Thelmer tells us about his alien baby. Don't miss it!

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August 19, 2013: How Long is Too Long?

• August 19th, 2013

Cave Chaos explores the dynamics of long-distance relationships, how and if they work, and whether it's more like an "open relationship" or a "friends with benefits, without the actual benefits" situation. To help us understand, we speak with listeners from all walks of life to find out how they manage it.

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August 12, 2013: Sex Shop of Horrors

• August 12th, 2013

This week we visit some of the more questionable local sex shops, including the creepy porn shop/cat shelter we refer to as "the box" and another attached to a closed strip-club. During our group-adventure Cooter finds a porn parody of a parody and Ramrod gets a surprise greeting by a store manager. We follow up with a call from Angel, who worked at an adult store and has a few wild stories to tell. Don't miss it!

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July 29, 2013: The Ins & Outs of Strip Clubs

• July 29th, 2013

Trying to make ends meet? Working your way through college? Like to dance naked? Join Cave Chaos this week as we speak with a former strip club owner and manager to learn what really goes on in the champagne room and beyond!

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July 22, 2013: Sex & Religion

• July 22nd, 2013

This week the Cave Chaos crew puts the "ho" in holy as we talk about being "touched" on one of the touchiest subjects out there. Margaret L. Carter shares her insight on christian morals and why it's okay to read and write erotic romance, and Thelmer Sedzoid contemplates the benefits and "withdrawals" of being reborn as a tree. So free your mind, open your heart and drop your pants. It's time for the ultimate religious experience!

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079: The Asshole Syndrome

• July 15th, 2013

We've all been there, it's just a fact of life. Everybody dates or knows someone who dates total assholes. Join Cave Chaos and EC author Heidi Lynn Anderson to hear stories of love gone bad and the signs to look for to break the syndrome.

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077: Sex Games!

• June 17th, 2013

This week we pay tribute to classic tv game shows with a little sex jeopardy! What mammal has the largest junk? Is an insect an animal? Who's pervy knowledge of all things sexual will finally pay off!? Play along with the crew and see how you measure up! The winner gets nothing, but the loser wins an all expenses paid trip to the idiot box! Don't touch that dial!

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076: Post-BEA review

• June 10th, 2013

After another successful year at Book Expo America, Jose from Da Hood and Ramrod return with some wild tales. We follow up with authors Tara Nina and Cris Anson to make sure the made it home in one piece, and see how authors/models Taylor and Justin are recovering after their first BEA. From nose-picking to "the struggle and the snuggle" you aren't going to want to miss this extra-chaotic show!

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076: Free-For-All with Laurann and Ditter!

• May 27th, 2013

Free-For-All with Laurann and Ditter!

This week after prank calling half the staff of Ellora's Cave we have our way with New York Times and USA Today Bestseller Laurann Dohner! From anal sex to crazed fans, we hit her with all the questions we can come up with. Ditter Kellen joins in and things get even wilder! Don't miss it!

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74: Born to be Porn

• May 13th, 2013

This week the lovely, uncensored Jaid Black returns to the studio for a healthy dose of chaos as we discuss celebrity and wanna-be celebrity porn. Big Daddy D gets nerdy on the real definition of porn and it's influence on modern technology, and Thelmer and Randy pack the studio with insanity when Cooter brings up the bro-code again during "He-Said, She-Said". You wan't wanna miss this!

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074: Don’t Say Dirty Words!

• April 29th, 2013

Next [expletive deleted] week [expletive deleted] Cave Chaos is joined by [expletive deleted] Ellora's Cave author Kathy Kulig as we [expletive deleted] discuss [expletive deleted], [expletive deleted] censorship and why the [expletive deleted] you should give a [expletive deleted] in the first [expletive deleted] place.

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073: It’s Story Time with Leah, Danica & A.M.

• April 22nd, 2013

Tickle your funny bone as we listen to Ellora's Cave authors Danica Avet, Lea Barrymire and A.M. Griffin share some hilarious, sexy, true and not-so-true stories. But before that Cooter teaches us how and why to be friends with our exes and leaves Thelmer and Jose to battle it out over the "bro code" in one of our deepest "He Said, He Said" segments ever. You won't want to miss this episode!

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072: Things to “Do” Before You Die

• April 8th, 2013

Whip out your pencils! It's time to compare notes as the Cave Chaos crew go over their "Bucket" and "Fuckit" lists. From "See the Eiffel Tower" to "Be in an Eiffel Tower" you won't want to miss this episode!

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071: Let’s Play Doctor!

• April 1st, 2013

Cave Chaos asks world renowned clinical sexologist, relationship coach & sex expert Dr. Charley Ferrer your questions (and a few of our own)!

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070: (Second) Sex Life

• March 18th, 2013

Cave Chaos continues it's exploration into virtual sex by speaking with a veteran of Second Life -- a virtual world where you can do just about anything (and we really mean anything). Don't miss it!

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069: Reach Out and Touch Yourself (Virtually)

• March 11th, 2013

This week Cave Chaos geeks out on the latest in masturbation technology, from brain-powered sex devices to phone-based synchronized sex toys for couples. Jack in and hold on tight, because the future is coming!

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068: (Un)dressed For The Occasion

• February 25th, 2013

This week Cave Chaos goes all-nude! That's right. Hear every naked bit. Just take our word for it okay? We'll be (un)covering info on all things nude, with a visit from our favorite news anchors from NakedNews.com. Don't miss it!

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067: The Swingin’ Lifestyle

• February 19th, 2013

Cave Chaos swaps a few (stories) with swingers and owners of venuscouples.com and Jose shares his first experience at a swingers event. Don't miss out!

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066: Getting Your Heart-On

• February 11th, 2013

Love it or hate it, Valentine's Day is unavoidable. Cave Chaos goes over some tips and tricks for singles and couples for avoiding the V-Day blues (and blue balls).

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065: Sexy Retreats

• February 4th, 2013

Sexy Retreats

The Cave Chaos crew looks at  places you can go to get your freak on with like-minded freaks! From the more modest clothing-optional locales to high-roller sexcapades of a lifetime, we have a destination for you!

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064: Sex Scandals!

• January 28th, 2013

Sex Scandals!

This week we dish up the goods on the biggest and wildest sex scandals. It's a pretty easy recipe. Simply add lots of money, fame and power, stir in a dash of crazy and bake till everyone is too horny to think straight and you've got a delicious show!

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063: Back to the Back Door

• January 21st, 2013

Back to the Back Door

When it comes to the "hershey highway" many claim it's a one way street (Cave Chaos hosts included). But after hearing from numerous listeners over the last year, we've decided to take the back road once again to discuss what many believe is the best route to sexual bliss. Stay tuned!

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062: The ABC’s of Sex Toys

• January 14th, 2013

Need help finding what floats your (little man in the) boat? Looking for the perfect "rear" admiral? Or perhaps you're looking to blow that sucker away with the perfect battery-operated torpedo. Cheesy nautical themes aside, the Cave Chaos crew is back to educate your ass on toys of the adult persuasion. To compliment our educational portion of the show, Cooter teaches the guys at Cave Chaos how taking out the garbage isn't the only thing that may effect a woman's libido and Thelmer proposes a new theory on how to get elephants across the hoover dam. Don't miss it!

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061: Cave Chaos Christmas with Jaid! (WARNING: May contain nuts.)

• December 24th, 2012

061: Cave Chaos Christmas with Jaid! (WARNING: May contain nuts.)

Christmas comes early this year when our beloved Jaid returns via Skype to catch up on some chaos and share a little "holiday episode" of her own. We also get a surprise visit from the stunning Andie MacDowell (well, she walks past Jaid as we're recording, so technically it IS a surprise visit). And what would the holidays be without a few christmas carols from the Cave Chaos crew? A lot quieter and a lot less painful, that's for sure. Happy Holidays!

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060: Phoning It In

• November 19th, 2012

60: Phoning It In

Ever had one of those weeks when nothing seems to go as planned? Welcome to our week! Our beloved Jaid is still on hiatus, Cooter has the plague and Thelmer has gone missing! So what about Jose and Darrell you may ask? Well they weren't too keen on running the show alone, what with Going For The O focusing on dildos and vibrators. So join "Big Daddy D" as he phones in a clip show (and tries out his "smooth jazz radio" voice) with some highlights of the last 59 episodes. From midgets to injaculation, it's chocked full of your weekly recommended dose of chaos!

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059: Rendezvous & Sexy Foods

• November 12th, 2012

059: Rendezvous & Sexy Foods.

Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex? Ever used food to "spice" up your love life? Join the Cave Chaos crew for "dinner and a show" as they get wet and messy with talk about food play and share their experiences of sex outside the bedroom. Thelmer returns once again with his theory on soundproofing and his amazing sexual transformation. PLUS! The one-and-only Queen of Steam Jaid Black makes a surprise visit this week and chimes in with a shocking locale that puts all our wildest encounters to shame!

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058: Thelmer’s Last Stand

• November 5th, 2012

Thelmer’s Last Stand

Team Sedzoid rallies one final time before Election Day to tell the world why our man Thelmer Sedzoid should be elected president.  Who needs debates? Thelmer can debate himself and win both sides.  Democrats, Republicans, even Green Party candidates are mystified when he speaks his mind. That’s how smart he is. He doesn’t have to lie about his positions because no one understands what he’s talking about most of the time. You’ll never see an attack ad targeting Thelmer Sedzoid. That’s how honest he is.  Foreign policy? Thelmer will extend the hand of peace, not just to foreign countries but to other planets.  He’ll cut taxes for beer drinkers and loose women, and balance the budget by replacing money with a simple trading system in use of the planet Rygel 9.

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057: Take It Off! Caveman Confessions

• October 29th, 2012

Take It Off! Caveman Confessions

Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes in a male strip club? Are those guys gay? How do they stay so ripped? Do they stuff their trunks? How did they get into such a business? How much money do they make? Do they have wild sex every night? EC Cavemen Taylor Cole and Justin Whitfield bare all in their new book, Take it Off! The Naked Truth About Male Strippers, published by Ellora’s Cave.  Join them as they tell hysterical backstage stories, insider tidbits, and sexy escapades collected over 20 years of performing for women in clubs, casinos, parties and cruise ships around the world.

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056: RomantiCon Hangover

• October 22nd, 2012

RomantiCon Hangover

Our annual convention is over for another year, and we’re still recovering from all the nonstop fun, parties, and wild Sextras. Tune in to hear guests relive the high points and RCon virgins tell about the thrills and surprises of their very first time. From the Bad Girls of Romance karaoke party and the awesome Caveman shows, to the raucous photo public shoots and Bingo pajama party hosted by Ultimate Caveman Rodney, everyone had a blast.

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055: F*ck Off!

• October 8th, 2012

F*ck Off! Jumping out of windows, wearing disguises, pretending to be loco, faking a venereal disease... Tune in Monday, October 8th, and listen in as the Chaos Crew asks random Ellora's Cave employees, models, and friends what was the craziest (or most pathetic) thing they ever did to get away from a batshit-nuts ex or spurned lover! Attention all psycho slayers: you must become one to defeat one.

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054: His Wood, Her Pit, Let’s Keep The Fire Lit!

• October 3rd, 2012

His Wood, Her Pit, Let's Keep The Fire Lit!

When a couple first couples the emotions are hot and the sex is smokin'. The butterflies don't set up shop in your belly for very long though so keeping your marriage (or boo thang) thriving requires more than scheduling a 10-minute rendezvous every Tuesday at 10:30 PM (after watching the latest episode of The New Normal and before your late night snack, of course.) Tune in Wednesday, October 3rd, while the Chaos Crew dispenses helpful tips aimed at keeping you on your libi-toes!

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053: Are You F*cking Crazy?!

• September 24th, 2012

Are You F*cking Crazy?

There are couples who walk amongst us, small in number though they may be, who not only live together, but also work together. (We're pretty sure Jaid & Jose just fainted at the mere mention of it.) Tune in Monday, September 24th while the Chaos Crew interviews Mary Everett, an hilarious, feisty mamacita who did the 24/7 thang for FORTY YEARS. Is she clinically insane or can such unions actually work without straight jackets? You be the judge!

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052: You Did THAT For The Cat?

• September 17th, 2012

You Did THAT For The Cat?

From overly macho "who da man" behaviors to pathetic "I can't live without you" overtures, men have been doing dumb ass shit since the beginning of time in the hopes of luring in interested women. Tune in Monday, September 17th, while the Chaos Crew discusses some of the whackiest cases on record of men behaving moronically.

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051: Sex With Psychos

• September 10th, 2012

Sex With Psychos

We've all been through our fair share of loony-tune lovers and learned the hard way which signs to look out for— excessive jealousy, obsessive actions, controlling behavior, and so on. But what about the crazies that are more difficult to spot, the ones with quirky habits that seem so mundane in the early stages of courtship? Tune in Monday, September 10th, while the Chaos Crew gives you tips on which potential bed-buddies should be avoided at all costs and why you should run fast in the opposite direction when you see one coming. You'll be shocked by some of our answers! Crazy: it's not just for insane asylums anymore.

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050: Online Love, Lust & Lies

• August 13th, 2012

Online Love, Lust & Lies:

Just a little over a decade ago, internet hook-ups were considered an oddity and those who used the net to meet "the one" were dismissed as pathetic and desperate. Today, one out of every five married couples meet online. Tune in Monday, August 13th, while the crew talks about the happily-ever-afters (and hilarious-ever-afters!) of online wooing.

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049: In The Doghouse Without a Bone

• August 6th, 2012

In The Doghouse Without a Bone:

You see that man right there? Yeah him. The idiot about to get the bone snatched out of his mouth before he's relegated to the couch (or worse!) Tune in Monday, August 6th, to find out the leading reasons why men get in trouble with their women. The Chaos crew is doing this as a public service, really. We hate to see any man forced to walk with his tail between his legs. Well, unless he's a tranny.

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Parody - Bad Porn - Unedited With Bloopers!

• August 4th, 2012

Parody: Raw & Unedited - The Cave Chaos crew reenacts the epitomization of all pornos on the market today. From Episode 43: Porn - The Good, The Bad, & The Really Fucking Ugly. Bloopers included!

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Parody - Bad Porn

• August 4th, 2012

Parody: The Cave Chaos crew reenacts the epitomization of all pornos on the market today in less than 2 minutes! From Episode 43: Porn - The Good, The Bad, & The Really Fucking Ugly.

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Parody - Rap Music - Dat Bootay

• August 4th, 2012

Parody: Jaid Black's (cough) debut single, "Dat Bootay" from Episode 44: Love & Nookie Gone Bad

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048: How NOT To Get Laid!

• July 30th, 2012

How NOT To Get Laid!

"You've got great legs. What time do they open?" "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?" "Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine..." Tune in Monday, July 30th, while the crew analyzes which pick-up lines are likely to get a man laid and which ones will probably lead to a stiletto heel right in the nut-sac.

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047: Femme Dommes and Male Submission

• July 23rd, 2012

Femme Dommes & Male Submission

Chastity belts, chains, obedience training, urethral soundings, cagings, cock torture, complete and total subjugation to a woman... sound like fun, guys?! Tune in Monday, July 23rd, while the Chaos crew delves into the other side of BDSM: a place where women rule with iron fists, black leather, whips, and stiletto heels. You'll also have a chance to win a Cave Chaos gift basket!

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046: Defining Virginity

• July 16th, 2012

Defining Virginity

Once upon a time—actually clear up until Generation X—a virgin was defined as a man or a woman who had never experienced vaginal penetration. Nowadays, mostly due to raised awareness from the LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, & Transgender) community, the concept of virginity is much more abstract than it once was. Tune in Monday, July 16th, while the Chaos crew explores provoking questions and scenarios.... and attempts to at last define the undefinable. (No promises that they succeed!)

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045: Two Chicks & One Dick

• July 9th, 2012

Two Chicks & One Dick

Lots of men want to live out the fantasy of getting two women in bed at the same time; some men take it a step further and live in a 3-way marriage. Tune in Monday, July 9th, while the Chaos crew interviews Roger, a man who lived in a polygamous union with a wife AND a girlfriend, same bed and all!

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044: Love & Nookie Gone Bad

• July 2nd, 2012

Love & Nookie Gone Bad

Former lovers can be harder to get rid of than viral-born venereal diseases. Some scorned women devolve into possessed Linda Blairs, though females on average aren't as prone toward violence as their male counterparts. Tune in Monday, July 2nd, while the Chaos crew highlights a few LB wannabes... and several spurned men who are qualified to teach Jason Voorhees a thing or ten.

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043: Porn - The Good, The Bad, & The REALLY F*cking Ugly

• June 25th, 2012

Porn: The Good, The Bad, & The REALLY Fucking Ugly

Cheesy music, 3rd rate acting, and lack of a discernible plot aside, there's something about porn that men love (might be related to all the nekkid people fucking.) Tune in Monday, June 25th, while the fabulous four dissect what's out there and available for your viewing dis/pleasure. Wacka wacka.

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042: Sex-bots & Human Extinction

• June 18th, 2012

Sex-bots & Human Extinction

Technology is both darkness and light, helpful and harmful. In the case of synthetic humans, there might be too much yin and not enough yang to balance things out. Androids created to give humans pleasure and companionship are closer to becoming reality than you may think. Tune in Monday, June 18th, while the crew discusses the latest technology and ponders the implications sex-bots could have for the human race!


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041: TEAM SEDZOID!

• June 11th, 2012

TEAM SEDZOID!

He believes you make your own karma happen—with nun-chucks. He believes Area 51 should be declassified and that all Americans should have the right to smoke ganja for medicinal (and non-medicinal) purposes. He likes hookers & beer— (okay so he's not too different from any other American presidential candidate in that respect) and he believes the 1% should actually have to pay taxes. Tune in Monday, June 11th, and find out why the Chaos crew is Team Sedzoid all the way! Plus we reveal our new monthly Sexyscope segment with Oracle Pashima. You don't wanna miss this show!


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040: F*ck The Make-Up, It’s About The Break-Up!

• June 4th, 2012

F*ck The Make-Up, It's About The Break-Up!

"You'll never meet another wo/man like me!" "You'll regret this!" "I am the best thing that ever happened to you!" (Blah blah blah, yada yada yada.) We've all heard these lines (and many more) from spurned lovers so join us on Monday, June 4th, while the Chaos crew laughs over some of their personal favorites. (Yeah. We do have an evil side.) Heh heh.

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039: Dirty Talk 101

• May 28th, 2012

Dirty Talk 101:

Words you say to your lover in the heat of the moment have the power to make or break your sexual encounter. Tune in Monday, May 28th, to find out what gets women hot and what is a big NOT! We'll also be talking to Victoria, a former phone sex worker in the UK, who'll give us her expert advice on which dirty words cause the males of our species to pop massive wood. Don't miss this episode!

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038: Man On Man: The Lesbian Fantasy for Hetero Chicks

• May 21st, 2012

Man On Man: The Lesbian Fantasy for Hetero Chicks

Sometimes the fantasy involves a ménage à trois à la 2 guys and a girl and sometimes there is no X Chromosome to speak of. Whatever the case, man on man action has become a fan favorite for MANY a clit-lit reader! Join us Monday, May 21st, as bestselling M/M author Samantha Kane dishes on the allure of 2 hot Alpha males getting it on.


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037: BDSM 101 - Part 2

• May 14th, 2012

BDSM 101 - Part 2:

Whips & chains. Leather & lace. Pleasure & pain. Commands & safe words. Doms & subs. Dungeons & "torture"... Tune in Monday, May 14, and explore the darkly erotic world of BDSM with us. Our guest this week is the reigning queen of literary bondage, multiple award-winning, national bestselling author Joey W. Hill. An expert on the subject of D/s (Dominance/submission,) Mistress Hill will teach you the ins and outs of BDSM at a level even the non-initiated can understand. No safe words allowed ;)

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036: BDSM 101

• May 7th, 2012

BDSM 101:

Whips & chains. Leather & lace. Pleasure & pain. Commands & safe words. Doms & subs. Dungeons & "torture"... Tune in Monday, May 7, and explore the darkly erotic world of BDSM with us. Our guest this week is the reigning queen of literary bondage, multiple award-winning, national bestselling author Joey W. Hill. An expert on the subject of D/s (Dominance/submission,) Mistress Hill will teach you the ins and outs of BDSM at a level even the non-initiated can understand. No safe words allowed ;)


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035: Gimme Some Cooter

• April 30th, 2012

Gimme Some Cooter:

Wake up world cuz it's time to meet Cooter, Jaid's first cousin and Cave Chaos' newest cast member! Her nickname since childhood might sound like an old Southern whore's twat, but our Cooter is 100% genteel lady. She's June Cleaver, Betty Crocker, Martha Stewart & Miss Marples all rolled into one hot little mamacita. She's mom of the year, wife of the millennium, and Marilyn in the Munster family. Cooter is... Every fuckin thing Jaid is not. Don't miss Cooter's trial by fire debut with a surprise sex topic thrown into the mix. (Oh yeah. This shit is gonna get interesting.)

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034: Charlie Sheenism ~ Errr… Nymphomania:

• April 23rd, 2012

Charlie Sheenism ~ Errr... Nymphomania: While every hetero guy dreams of meeting a sex-crazed girl, life with a woman who literally can't get enough isn't all that Letters To Penthouse touts it to be. Tune in Monday, April 23rd, and find out why nymphos should be crossed off the list of things to wish for when blowing out your next set of birthday candles.


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033: Extreme Body Modifications: Seriously?!

• April 16th, 2012

Extreme Body Modifications: Seriously?! Forked tongues, scarification, under the skin implants, and branding... to name a few. Tune in Monday, April 16th, to learn about some of the more bizarre body modifications done in the name of beauty, rebelliousness, and sexual arousal.

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032: Spring Fever - Rabbits Ain’t Got Nuttin On Me

• April 9th, 2012

Spring Fever - Rabbits Ain't Got Nuttin On Me: There's something about springtime that brings out the horny in homo-sapiens. Higher pheromone levels? Scantily clad women? Whatever the reason, 'tis the season for amore. More babies are conceived during the spring interval than at any other time of the year.

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031: Play That Sexy Music, White Boy

• April 2nd, 2012

"Play That Sexy Music, White Boy"

You're gonna love, love, LOVE this guy! He's tall, handsome and married to one of pop culture's most beloved actresses, but there's more to this sizzling South African than being Mr. Kristin. Tune in at 9am Pacific (12pm Eastern) on Monday, April 2nd and get to know Abri van Straten, the lead singer and emotive songwriter of  The Lemmings.

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The absolutely fabulous New York Times & USA Today bestselling author Laurann Dohner will rate "The Rabbit" on our latest Me, Myself & I segment!

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030: No Fairy Vaginas Allowed

• March 26th, 2012

Episode 030: Kristin Bauer van Straten: No Fairy Vaginas Allowed - Get ready, fang bangers, cuz Ms. Thang Herself is on Cave Chaos! Tune in to hear our interview with the sexylicious actress who plays the one and only Pam on True Blood. A P-juice fix just for you during the hellishly long wait for Season 5! (March 26th, 2012)

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029: Irish Whiskey Makes Me Frisky

• March 19th, 2012

Episode 029: Irish Whiskey Makes Me Frisky - St. Patty's Day is the holiday wherein the pious commemorate the life and death of Saint Patrick (340-440 A.D.,) while the not-so-pious rest of us pretty much use it as an excuse to drink green spirits, party like rock-stars, and get laid. Tune in to  hear the crew's "best sex ever" moments! (March 19th, 2012)

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028: Sexual Slavery & Human Trafficking: Part 2 of 2

• March 12th, 2012

Episode 029: Irish Whiskey Makes Me Frisky - St. Patty's Day is the holiday wherein the pious commemorate the life and death of Saint Patrick (340-440 A.D.,) while the not-so-pious rest of us pretty much use it as an excuse to drink green spirits, party like rock-stars, and get laid. Tune in to  hear the crew's "best sex ever" moments! (March 19th, 2012)

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027: Sexual Slavery & Human Trafficking: Part 1 of 2

• March 3rd, 2012

Episode 027: Sexual Slavery & Human Trafficking: Part 1 of 2 - There has never, not even once, been a period of time in the United States when slavery didn't exist. Most people believe it ended with the Civil War, but it is more prevalent now, in all 50 states, than at any other time in our history. Find out in our 2-part series how you can help bring an end to human trafficking. The probability that you've already crossed paths with a slave without realizing it is alarmingly high; we'll teach you the signs and red flags to look out for so your next encounter results in a human freed from their depraved captors. (March 5, 2012)

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026: Dont Call Me Ho

• February 27th, 2012

Episode 026: Don't Call Me Ho - Sexual bullying starts on the playground in elementary school and often escalates into the abuse of women in adulthood. Tune in to find out what experts have to say on the subject, and learn what you can do to make the world a safer place for Les Chromosomes X. (February 27, 2012)

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025: The ABCs of Paraphilia

• February 20th, 2012

Episode 025: The ABC's of Paraphilia - There is weird sexual behavior and then there is weeeird sexual behavior! Find out about the people, objects, and situations you never in a million years would have guessed could give a dude wood. (February 20, 2012)

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024: Valentines Day: Yee-F****n-Haw

• February 13th, 2012

Episode 024: Valentine's Day: Yee-Fuckin'-Haw - We think the title says it all. (February 13, 2012)

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023: Funky Spunk & Other Wang Woes

• February 6th, 2012

Episode 023: Funky Spunk & Other Wang Woes - Semen has never made an appearance on any non-institutionalized person's list of favorite foods, but spunk with funk can make giving a blow job downright unbearable. Tune in while Jaid & Lisa bitch about inferior dicks, the not-so-yummy aspects of swallowing, and what men can do to make their members more, uh, palatable. (February 6, 2012)

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022: The Lure Of The MILF

• January 30th, 2012

Episode 022: The Lure Of The MILF - Younger men have been seeking out older women in droves ever since Demi & Ashton said "I Do". While that particular marriage didn't last the test of time (not that many Hollyweird couplings ever do!) there are plenty of normal men out there who live happily-ever-after with their older mates. Find out exactly what it is about the MILF that gives the Y Chromosome major wood. (January 30, 2012)

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021: Preggers 101

• January 23rd, 2012

Episode 021: Preggers 101 - Do you think you know all there is to know about pregnancy and childbirth? Think again, Jack & Jacky! Learn all the gross, weird, and at times downright humiliating things that happen to women on their journey to being called "Mommy." (January 23, 2012)

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020: Sex & Misogyny

• January 16th, 2012

Episode 020: Sex & Misogyny - The word "misogyny" comes from the Greek words "mis" and "ogyny", meaning "fear of the all powerful pussy." (Okay we made that up!) Derivative roots aside, the fear of female sexuality has been pervasive throughout history & societies have gone to extreme lengths to control it. Explore the M word with us so you too can become pissed off at every man you meet. (January 16, 2012)

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019: What The F**k Was That? Queefs & Other Embarrassing S**t

• January 9th, 2012

Episode 019: What The Fuck Was That? Queefs & Other Embarrassing Shit - It's not easy to have a pussy. They bleed, get stretched beyond recognition while giving birth, and sometimes... sometimes... they even fart. Time to explore some of the more taboo aspects of certified pussy ownership. (January 9, 2012)

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018: Christmas PTSD

• December 26th, 2011

Episode 018: Christmas PTSD - Only in Ohio News Segment; Extreme Deep Thoughts with Thelmer Sedzoid; Cave News; Beat My Meat with Jose from da Hood; Me, Myself & I with Jaid Black, Go For The O: Did the holidays drive you bat- Shit loco? Us too. Decompress with your four favorite pervs from bells, sleighs, and fat men who climb down chimneys. No eggnog allowed, bitches. (December 26, 2011)

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017: The 12 Crimes of Kinkmas

• December 12th, 2011

Episode 017: The 12 Crimes of Kinkmas - Only in Ohio News Segment; Extreme Deep Thoughts with Thelmer Sedzoid; Cave News; Go For The O: The 12 Crimes of Kinkmas: 12 true news reports of sexual fetishes that got some weirdos thrown in the slammer. (December 12, 2011)

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016: The Ohio Ghost-Boner Project

• December 5th, 2011

Episode 016: The Ohio Ghost-Boner Project - Ever had sex with a ghost? Neither have we. Skepticism aside, there is a growing segment of people who believe they are receiving posthumous booty calls on a regular basis. Listen to our exclusive interview with 2 sisters in rural Ohio who claim they get visited 3-4 times a week by a kinky little specter. (December 5, 2011)

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015: Here Cheater, Cheater… Catch The Bitch/Dawg In The Act

• November 28th, 2011

Episode 015: Here Cheater, Cheater... Catch The Bitch/Dawg In The Act - Top 10 Ways To Catch Male & Female Cheatin' Ass Mutha Fuckas. (November 28, 2011)

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014: Whip Me, Beat Me, Make Me Write Bad Checks: Human Sexual Fetishes Found In The Animal Kingdom

• November 21st, 2011

Episode 014: Whip Me, Beat Me, Make Me Write Bad Checks: Human Sexual Fetishes Found In The Animal Kingdom - Only in Ohio News Segment; Extreme Deep Thoughts with Thelmer Sedzoid; Beat My Meat with Jose from da Hood - reviewing "Junk in Tha Trunk;" Cave News; Go For The O: Human Sexual Fetishes Found In The Animal Kingdom. (November 21, 2011)

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013: You Wanna Put What Where? Weird Mating Habits

• November 14th, 2011

Episode 013: You Wanna Put What Where? Weird Mating Habits - Only in Ohio News Segment; Extreme Deep Thoughts with Thelmer Sedzoid; Cave News, Go For The O: Weird Mating Habits of Humans, Animals & Insects. (November 14, 2011)

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012: All In The Family: Sex, Religion & Incest

• November 7th, 2011

Episode 012: All In The Family: Sex, Religion & Incest - Only in Ohio News Segment; Extreme Deep Thoughts with Thelmer Sedzoid; Cave News with Jaid Black, Beat My Meat with Jose from da Hood; Go For The O: Sex, Religion & Incest. (November 7, 2011)

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011: Sexual Aphrodisiacs - Rise to the Occasion

• October 31st, 2011

Episode 011: Sexual Aphrodisiacs - Rise to the Occasion - Only in Ohio News Segment; Extreme Deep Thoughts with Thelmer Sedzoid; Cave News with Susan Edwards, Beat My Meat with Jose from da Hood; Go For The O: Sexual Aphrodisiacs. (October 31, 2011)

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010: Can I Borrow Your Lipstick, Baby? Men In Drag

• October 24th, 2011
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009: What’s your sign, a**hole? Grudge f*cks & astrology

• October 17th, 2011

Episode 009: What's your sign, a**hole? Grudge f*cks & astrology - Only in Ohio News Segment; Cave News; Extreme Deep Thoughts; Go For The O: Grudge f*cks, angry sex & the stars. (October 17, 2011)


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008: The Post RomantiCon show

• October 10th, 2011

Episode 008: The Post RomantiCon show - Only in Ohio News Segment; RomantiCon Highlights, Lowlights & Penisgate. (October 10, 2011)

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007: Black Chicks, White D***s - Interracial Sex

• September 26th, 2011

Black Chicks, White D*cks - Interracial Sex - Only in Ohio News Segment; Cave News; Extreme Deep Thoughts; Go For The O: Interracial Sex & Romance with Koko Brown. (September 26, 2011)

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006: Bisexuality: Trend or Truth?

• September 19th, 2011

Episode 006: Bisexuality: Trend or Truth? - Only in Ohio News Segment; Cave News; Beat My Meat with Jose from da Hood; Go For The O: Bisexuality. (September 19, 2011)

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005: Anal Sex - You Gotta Be Sh*ttinn Me

• September 12th, 2011

Episode 005: Anal Sex: You Gotta Be Sh*ttin Me - Only in Ohio News Segment; True Blood Addict Rant; Cave News; Beat My Meat with Jose from da Hood; Go For The O: Anal Sex. (September 12, 2011)

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